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The A Clean Beaver Gets More Wood Premium Hoodie brings bold adult humor and clever sexual innuendo together in one unforgettable design. Featuring a playful beaver enjoying a bath paired with the cheeky slogan, this hoodie blends innocent woodland imagery with a double meaning that’s guaranteed to spark laughs and raised eyebrows. It’s perfect for those who enjoy witty, suggestive humor without saying too much outright.
This graphic hoodie is made for cool nights, parties, bonfires, camping trips, or casual outings where you want to stand out and start conversations. The outdoors theme gives it a fun, rustic vibe, while the slogan delivers that playful edge fans of adult humor love. It’s confident, mischievous, and designed for anyone who appreciates clever wordplay with a slightly naughty twist.
Comfortable and bold, the A Clean Beaver Gets More Wood Premium Hoodie is ideal for layering up while still showing off your personality. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a hilarious gift, this hoodie is all about laughs, attention, and wearing your sense of humor proudly.
- Soft combed-cotton exterior with a cozy fleece interior for all-day comfort
- Midweight warmth – fabric weight of 8.3 oz
- Stylish contrast details – colored drawstring and inner neck tape
- Kangaroo pocket with slit and inner loop for headphones
- Reinforced cuffs and waist for added durability
- Premium fabric blend – 80% cotton / 20% polyester (Heather Gray: 85/15 rayon, Heather Denim & Charcoal Gray: 60/40 blend)
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 in | 20.98 in | 23.98 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 21.97 in | 25.00 in |
| L | 29.49 in | 23.46 in | 25.47 in |
| XL | 30.47 in | 24.80 in | 26.5 in |
| 2XL | 30.98 in | 25.00 in | 27.48 in |
| 3XL | 31.22 in | 26.50 in | 27.52 in |
| 4XL | 31.97 in | 27.72 in | 27.99 in |
| 5XL | 32.76 in | 28.98 in | 28.23 in |
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