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Get ready to inspect with confidence and a whole lot of laughs. This hoodie features the cheeky design “Beaver Inspection Service – We Inspect Every Crack (since 69)” printed bold and center, complete with a cracked beaver graphic that pulls the whole adult humor together. Whether you're lounging at home, hanging with friends, or making an unforgettable appearance at the next BBQ, this hoodie is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations.
Perfect for those who enjoy construction puns, innuendos, or just want to wear something that shows off their wild sense of humor. The heavyweight premium hoodie delivers comfort, warmth, and shock value in equal parts. Ideal for cooler nights, casual outings, parties, tailgates, or gifting your funniest buddy—this hoodie is all about making a statement while keeping it cozy.
- Soft combed-cotton exterior with a cozy fleece interior for all-day comfort
- Midweight warmth – fabric weight of 8.3 oz
- Stylish contrast details – colored drawstring and inner neck tape
- Kangaroo pocket with slit and inner loop for headphones
- Reinforced cuffs and waist for added durability
- Premium fabric blend – 80% cotton / 20% polyester (Heather Gray: 85/15 rayon, Heather Denim & Charcoal Gray: 60/40 blend)
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 in | 20.98 in | 23.98 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 21.97 in | 25.00 in |
| L | 29.49 in | 23.46 in | 25.47 in |
| XL | 30.47 in | 24.80 in | 26.5 in |
| 2XL | 30.98 in | 25.00 in | 27.48 in |
| 3XL | 31.22 in | 26.50 in | 27.52 in |
| 4XL | 31.97 in | 27.72 in | 27.99 in |
| 5XL | 32.76 in | 28.98 in | 28.23 in |
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