Let’s face it—being an adult is wildly overrated, and this apron proves it. The bold text “Being An Adult Is Like The Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done” says what we’re all thinking as we pay bills, make dinner, and pretend to have it together. It’s the perfect kitchen or grill companion for those who adult out of obligation—not choice.

Whether you’re flipping burgers, making boxed mac & cheese for the third time this week, or just trying to function without losing your mind, this adjustable apron brings the laughs. A great gift for anyone who’s grown up and regrets it—just enough to joke about it.

One size fits most. Patience not included.