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Description
Say it loud and wear it proud with the bold and hilarious Never Killed a Mountain Lion, But I’ve Choked a Cougar T-Shirt. This design is all about clever wordplay and unapologetic adult humor, delivering a playful hit of sexual innuendo that’s guaranteed to get laughs, smirks, and plenty of attention.
With its clean, text-only style, the message stands front and center, making it easy to read and hard to ignore. It’s the perfect tee for anyone who enjoys pushing the edge with humor that’s sharp, funny, and just a little inappropriate in all the right ways.
Great for parties, nights out, or just kicking back with friends, this t-shirt pairs easily with jeans or shorts while still making a statement. If your style is all about confidence, humor, and not taking things too seriously, this one belongs in your lineup.
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare these with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |
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