Description
Say it loud and wear it proud with the bold and hilarious Never Killed a Mountain Lion, But I’ve Choked a Cougar T-Shirt. This design is all about clever wordplay and unapologetic adult humor, delivering a playful hit of sexual innuendo that’s guaranteed to get laughs, smirks, and plenty of attention.
With its clean, text-only style, the message stands front and center, making it easy to read and hard to ignore. It’s the perfect tee for anyone who enjoys pushing the edge with humor that’s sharp, funny, and just a little inappropriate in all the right ways.
Great for parties, nights out, or just kicking back with friends, this t-shirt pairs easily with jeans or shorts while still making a statement. If your style is all about confidence, humor, and not taking things too seriously, this one belongs in your lineup.
Graphic Tee Details
- Classic fit – relaxed and easy to wear for any occasion
- Built to last – double-needle stitching throughout for long-term wear
- Smooth neckline – seamless ribbed neck for added comfort
- Eco-conscious comfort – made with sustainably grown USA cotton
- Reinforced structure – taped shoulder-to-shoulder design keeps its shape
- Perfect for everyday – midweight 5.3 oz fabric feels just right
- Soft and durable – 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather Gray: 90/10, Safety Green: 50/50)
Size Guide
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |