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When you're cooking, grilling, or just trying to survive a family gathering, this Circle of Trust – You Are Outside adjustable apron says everything you wish you could. With a simple circle graphic and a dot far outside it labeled “you,” this apron brings dry humor and perfect sarcasm to your kitchen game.
Whether you’re roasting meats or roasting people, this apron makes your boundaries clear—especially to that one person who always hovers too close. Great for BBQs, kitchen chaos, or gifting to your most sarcastic friend.
Adjustable fit, maximum sarcasm, zero nonsense allowed inside the circle.
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 3.2oz (lightweight)
- Over-the-head and around-the-waist adjustable drawstring
- 28” wide X 30” long with a split front pocket
- Spot cleaning is recommended
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