The Dad Tax Men’s Moisture Wicking Performance Long Sleeve T-Shirt is for the snack-sampling, bite-stealing hero of every family meal. Featuring the bold heading “Dad Tax” followed by a hilarious dictionary-style definition:
Dad tax / noun
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Portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids
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Ensures food isn’t poisonous
Made with moisture-wicking fabric and 44+ UPF sun protection, this long sleeve tee is built for playground runs, sunny days, and snack patrol duty. It’s the perfect shirt for the dad who proudly claims his share—and does it in the name of safety, of course.
