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Dad Tax Men’s Premium Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Definition for Dads
$28.26
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The Dad Tax Men’s Premium Long Sleeve T-Shirt is made for dads who know the unspoken rules of parenthood—mainly, that every snack comes with a bite for Dad. The design features “Dad Tax” in bold text, followed by this hilarious definition:
Dad tax / noun
- Portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids
- Ensures food isn’t poisonous
Perfect for cooler days, school pick-ups, or weekend food runs, this long sleeve tee is both comfortable and clever. It’s a fun and relatable gift for the dad who always calls dibs on the first (and last) bite.
Details
- Like a premium graphic tee – but with long sleeves for added style and coverage
- 100% cotton comfort (with soft blends for heather colors)
- Lightweight fabric – 4.42 oz for easy layering or solo wear
- Ethically made – fairly produced, certified, and triple-audited
- Built to last – double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar, and waist
- Print-ready – designed for bold, vibrant, and durable graphics
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Size Guide

This Men's Premium Long Sleeve Graphic T-Shirt has a Normal Fit
Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27.48 in | 17.99 in | 24.49 in |
M | 28.98 in | 20.00 in | 25.47 in |
L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 26.5 in |
XL | 30.98 in | 23.46 in | 26.97 in |
2XL | 31.5 in | 25.00 in | 26.5 in |
3XL | 31.97 in | 27.48 in | 27.99 in |