The Dad Tax Men’s Premium Tank Top is built for dads who aren’t just cool—they’re hungry. The bold design reads “Dad Tax” with a clever dictionary-style definition:
Dad tax / noun
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Portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids
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Ensures food isn’t poisonous
Lightweight and easygoing, this tank is perfect for summer barbecues, snack runs, or flexing while enforcing the house snack policy. It’s a funny, relatable gift that speaks to every dad’s secret mission: one bite for safety, one bite for fun.