Description
The Dad Tax T-Shirt is for every father who’s ever "sampled" fries, sipped the milkshake, or claimed a bite of the cookie—strictly for safety, of course. The design features the bold text “Dad Tax” followed by a dictionary-style definition:
Dad tax / noun
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Portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids
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Ensures food isn’t poisonous
It’s a hilarious and true-to-life tee that every dad will relate to. Whether he wears it to the drive-thru, weekend outings, or just around the house during snack time, this shirt makes it official—dad’s bites are protected by law.
Graphic Tee Details
- Classic fit – relaxed and easy to wear for any occasion
- Built to last – double-needle stitching throughout for long-term wear
- Smooth neckline – seamless ribbed neck for added comfort
- Eco-conscious comfort – made with sustainably grown USA cotton
- Reinforced structure – taped shoulder-to-shoulder design keeps its shape
- Perfect for everyday – midweight 5.3 oz fabric feels just right
- Soft and durable – 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather Gray: 90/10, Safety Green: 50/50)
Size Guide
Normal Fit
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |