Classic T-Shirt layout
Description
The Dad Tax T-Shirt is for every father who’s ever "sampled" fries, sipped the milkshake, or claimed a bite of the cookie—strictly for safety, of course. The design features the bold text “Dad Tax” followed by a dictionary-style definition:
Dad tax / noun
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Portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids
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Ensures food isn’t poisonous
It’s a hilarious and true-to-life tee that every dad will relate to. Whether he wears it to the drive-thru, weekend outings, or just around the house during snack time, this shirt makes it official—dad’s bites are protected by law.
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare these with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |
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