
Funny Cow says I Don't Fart I Just Whisper in My Pants T-Shirt
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Introducing our hilarious "Funny Cow says I Don't Fart I Just Whisper in My Pants" T-Shirt, where laughter meets comfort in the most delightful way! Crafted from premium-quality fabric, this tee promises to keep you feeling cozy while spreading smiles wherever you go.
Featuring an adorable image of a charming cow alongside vibrant sunflowers, this shirt exudes a playful and whimsical vibe that's hard to resist. But it's the witty text that truly steals the spotlight, boldly declaring, "I Don't Fart I Just Whisper in my Pants, Sometimes It's A Scream." This clever phrase is sure to tickle your funny bone and brighten up even the dullest of days.
Perfect for casual outings, lounging at home, or simply adding a dose of humor to your everyday wardrobe, this t-shirt is a must-have for anyone who appreciates quirky and lighthearted humor. Pair it with your favorite jeans or shorts for a laid-back yet hilarious look that's bound to turn heads and spark conversations.
With its comfortable fit and eye-catching design, our "Funny Cow says I Don't Fart I Just Whisper in My Pants" T-Shirt is not just a piece of clothing – it's a statement of personality and humor. Whether you're gifting it to a friend or treating yourself, this tee is sure to bring joy and laughter wherever it goes.
So why wait? Embrace the laughter and add a touch of whimsy to your wardrobe with our "Funny Cow says I Don't Fart I Just Whisper in My Pants" T-Shirt today!
Details
- Classic fit – relaxed and easy to wear for any occasion
- Built to last – double-needle stitching throughout for long-term wear
- Smooth neckline – seamless ribbed neck for added comfort
- Eco-conscious comfort – made with sustainably grown USA cotton
- Reinforced structure – taped shoulder-to-shoulder design keeps its shape
- Perfect for everyday – midweight 5.3 oz fabric feels just right
- Soft and durable – 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather Gray: 90/10, Safety Green: 50/50)
T-Shirt Size Guide

Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
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S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |