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Description
Introducing our hilarious and charming "I Don't Fart I Just Whisper in My Pants" T-Shirt, featuring a delightful cow surrounded by cheerful sunflowers.
This shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and a touch of whimsy in their wardrobe. The playful text reads, "I Don't Fart I Just Whisper in My Pants, Sometimes It's A Scream," adding a dash of humor to your everyday style.
Crafted from premium materials, our t-shirt is soft, comfortable, and built to last. Whether you're lounging at home, running errands, or hanging out with friends, this shirt will keep you feeling cozy and looking stylish.
The adorable cow design and witty slogan make this shirt a standout piece that's sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. It's the perfect choice for anyone who loves cute and funny apparel with a hint of irreverence.
So why settle for boring, run-of-the-mill tees when you can sport a shirt that's as charming as it is comical? Treat yourself to our "I Don't Fart I Just Whisper in My Pants" T-Shirt and add a dose of laughter to your wardrobe today!
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare these with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |
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