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A sweet illustration with a skeptical punch line. The I Gotta See the Candy First Women’s Premium T-Shirt sets a wrapped-candy graphic among distressed cream lettering and gray accents. The joke ends with “Then I get in the van. I’m not stupid.”
Lightly stretchy 4.42 oz fabric gives the tee a soft premium feel. Its longer, figure-flattering cut runs small, so compare the size guide before choosing from XS through 3XL. Solid shades use cotton; selected heathers contain fiber blends. Double-stitched collar and hems finish the front-print style.
A Women's Premium T-Shirt with short sleeves and a double-stitched ribbed collar and hems.
- Lightweight 4.42 oz fabric.
- Cotton fabric; fiber content varies by color. Some colors contain polyester, viscose or elastane.
- Imported garment, printed in the USA.
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