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Add some bold personality to your wardrobe with the I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Women’s Premium Hoodie. This cheeky and unapologetic hoodie is made for those who appreciate blunt humor and aren't afraid to say what others are thinking. Featuring the standout phrase in crisp lettering, it’s the perfect blend of sarcasm and attitude.
Made from premium-quality materials, this women’s hoodie offers warmth, comfort, and a flattering fit. Whether you're making a statement on the go, relaxing at home, or giving a hilarious gift to a friend with a bold sense of humor, this hoodie is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations. It’s rude, it’s real, and it’s unforgettable.
- Soft and cozy – combed-cotton exterior with a fuzzy fleece interior
- Fabric blend: 80% cotton / 20% polyester (Heather Gray: 85% cotton / 15% rayon; Heather Denim & Charcoal Gray: 60% cotton / 40% polyester)
- Fabric weight: 8.3 oz (midweight)
- Stylish details – contrasting drawstring and inner neck tape
- Practical design – stitched slit in the pocket and loop inside the hood for headphones
- Reinforced cuffs and waist for lasting wear
- Imported garment, processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 25.24 in | 18.98 in | 26.22 in |
| M | 25.47 in | 20.47 in | 26.5 in |
| L | 25.98 in | 21.5 in | 26.97 in |
| XL | 27.99 in | 21.97 in | 27.99 in |
| 2XL | 29.49 in | 23.46 in | 28.46 in |
| 3XL | 30.00 in | 25.00 in | 28.98 in |
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