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Description
Coffee hot. Humor inappropriate. Exactly how it should be.
The “I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women — Hot & Keeping Me Up All Night” T-Shirt mixes coffee humor with a perfectly timed adult double meaning.
The design features a steaming cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans, heart-shaped steam, and bold retro-style lettering. The combination of classic coffee artwork and sexual innuendo makes this a shirt that might take people a second to fully appreciate.
Perfect for coffee runs, casual weekends, parties, hanging out with friends, or anytime you want your shirt to do the joking for you.
It also makes a hilarious gift for husbands, boyfriends, friends, coworkers, coffee addicts, and anyone who likes their caffeine strong and their humor a little inappropriate.
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes and stock are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 6.22 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 20.00 in | 6.50 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 6.97 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.24 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 7.48 in |
| 3XL | 32.99 in | 27.99 in | 7.72 in |
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