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Description
It looks like a simple hardware shirt. Then the joke clicks.
The I Screw I Nut I Bolt T-Shirt uses a screw, nut, and bolt to create a clever adult joke without spelling everything out. The simple design turns everyday hardware into a funny double meaning that’s perfect for anyone with a slightly inappropriate sense of humor.
At first glance, it could pass for a mechanic or construction shirt. Give people another second and they’ll understand exactly what “I Screw, I Nut, I Bolt” really means.
Perfect for mechanics, contractors, construction workers, tradesmen, handymen, electricians, plumbers, carpenters, DIY enthusiasts, and tool lovers who appreciate adult humor and sexual innuendo.
It also makes a hilarious gift for husbands, boyfriends, dads, coworkers, mechanics, or that friend who can turn almost anything into a dirty joke.
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes and stock are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 6.22 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 20.00 in | 6.50 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 6.97 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.24 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 7.48 in |
| 3XL | 32.99 in | 27.99 in | 7.72 in |
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