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Description
The Justin Heranus Drilling Co. T-Shirt delivers bold blue-collar style with a clever adult humor twist that looks like a real heavy equipment company logo. The design features a rugged drill rig truck with a skilled worker guiding the drill into the ground, framed in a vintage contractor badge that gives it an authentic and professional appearance. The distressed industrial style makes it look like a trusted drilling company uniform while hiding a hilarious sexual innuendo in plain sight.
The slogan We Go Deep Every Time reinforces the humor while maintaining the believable look of a serious drilling service brand. It’s the perfect combination of subtle sexual humor and realistic contractor branding, making it funny without looking overdone. The heavy-duty drilling equipment and confident worker illustration create a strong, masculine design that stands out whether worn casually or on the job.
This t-shirt is perfect for construction workers, drill operators, mechanics, contractors, or anyone who appreciates bold adult humor and clever wordplay. The vintage badge layout and industrial theme give it a timeless, rugged appearance that sparks conversation and laughs.
Whether you're wearing it yourself or giving it as a gift, this shirt delivers personality, humor, and authentic blue-collar style that’s guaranteed to get attention.
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare these with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |
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