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For those days when your patience is as thin as your sliced onions, this Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today adjustable apron sets the tone loud and clear. Whether you’re grilling, cooking, or just trying to survive another group gathering, this bold apron delivers the message so you don’t have to.
Perfect for backyard BBQs, kitchens, food truck life, or any place where you're the boss of the heat—and the attitude. The adjustable straps give you a comfy fit while you serve up food and side-eye with equal skill. Great as a gift for the sarcastic chef, the grumpy grillmaster, or the kitchen queen who’s had enough.
It’s not just an apron—it’s a warning.
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 3.2oz (lightweight)
- Over-the-head and around-the-waist adjustable drawstring
- 28” wide X 30” long with a split front pocket
- Spot cleaning is recommended
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