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The Mike Humm Dumpster Service Men's Premium Long Sleeve T-Shirt combines rugged blue-collar style with bold adult humor in a vintage-inspired design that looks straight out of a real contractor uniform. The graphic features a confident worker leaning casually against an open dumpster, with the lid raised and bold industrial framing that reinforces the authentic waste service company look. The vintage circular badge logo and distressed workwear texture give the design a worn-in, established feel that adds realism and character.
The slogan We Come, We Load, Satisfaction Guaranteed delivers the perfect double meaning, blending sexual humor with believable company branding. It’s the kind of design that gets laughs from those who understand the joke while still looking like a legitimate company logo at first glance.
The industrial color palette and classic contractor badge layout make this long sleeve shirt perfect for cooler weather, job sites, weekends, or casual everyday wear. It’s especially popular among construction workers, contractors, mechanics, and anyone who appreciates adult humor and realistic fake company designs.
The distressed badge style gives it that authentic, broken-in appearance, making it feel like a trusted company uniform while adding personality and humor. It’s a great conversation starter and a perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a bold sense of humor.
Whether worn on the job, out with friends, or just relaxing, this shirt delivers humor, style, and attitude in one unforgettable design.
- Like a premium graphic tee – but with long sleeves for added style and coverage
- 100% cotton comfort (with soft blends for heather colors)
- Lightweight fabric – 4.42 oz for easy layering or solo wear
- Ethically made – fairly produced, certified, and triple-audited
- Built to last – double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar, and waist
- Print-ready – designed for bold, vibrant, and durable graphics
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 in | 17.99 in | 24.49 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 20.00 in | 25.47 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 26.5 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.46 in | 26.97 in |
| 2XL | 31.5 in | 25.00 in | 26.5 in |
| 3XL | 31.97 in | 27.48 in | 27.99 in |
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