Description
The Mike Oxthrobin Drilling Co. T-Shirt delivers bold blue-collar style with clever adult humor in a design that looks like a real heavy equipment company uniform. The graphic features a powerful drill rig truck alongside a muscular worker confidently guiding the drill, framed inside a vintage contractor badge. The distressed industrial styling gives it the authentic look of a trusted drilling company while delivering a hilarious sexual innuendo hidden in plain sight.
The slogan Ready to Drill at Any Time adds the perfect suggestive humor while maintaining the believable appearance of a professional drilling service brand. It blends realistic contractor aesthetics with playful wordplay, creating a shirt that sparks conversation and laughs while still looking like genuine workwear.
The vintage badge layout and heavy equipment illustration create a strong, masculine look that stands out whether worn casually, at work, or out with friends. It’s especially popular among contractors, mechanics, heavy equipment operators, and anyone who appreciates adult humor and realistic fake company logo designs.
This shirt makes a great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a bold sense of humor. The combination of the drill rig truck, muscular worker graphic, and classic contractor badge styling creates a memorable design that delivers personality, humor, and authentic workwear appeal.
Graphic Tee Details
- Classic fit – relaxed and easy to wear for any occasion
- Built to last – double-needle stitching throughout for long-term wear
- Smooth neckline – seamless ribbed neck for added comfort
- Eco-conscious comfort – made with sustainably grown USA cotton
- Reinforced structure – taped shoulder-to-shoulder design keeps its shape
- Perfect for everyday – midweight 5.3 oz fabric feels just right
- Soft and durable – 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather Gray: 90/10, Safety Green: 50/50)
Size Guide
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |