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Description
The Mike Oxthrobin Pump Service T-Shirt delivers bold blue-collar style with clever adult humor that looks like a real industrial company logo. The design features a strong, confident worker holding a heavy-duty industrial pump hose, framed inside a vintage contractor badge that gives it an authentic, rugged appearance. The distressed workwear style makes the logo feel like an established service company uniform while hiding a hilarious sexual innuendo in plain sight.
The slogan Always Ready to Pump adds the perfect suggestive humor while maintaining the believable look of a professional pump service company. It blends realistic contractor branding with playful wordplay, making it a great conversation starter for anyone who appreciates adult humor and bold graphic designs.
The industrial badge layout and heavy-duty theme create a strong, masculine aesthetic that stands out whether worn casually, at work, or out with friends. It’s especially popular among mechanics, contractors, industrial workers, and anyone who enjoys clever sexual humor and realistic fake company logos.
This t-shirt makes a perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates edgy humor and authentic blue-collar style. The powerful pump hose graphic, confident worker illustration, and vintage badge design combine to create a memorable look that delivers personality, humor, and rugged appeal.
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare these with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |
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