Description
The Mike Oxthrobin Pump Service T-Shirt delivers bold blue-collar style with clever adult humor that looks like a real industrial company logo. The design features a strong, confident worker holding a heavy-duty industrial pump hose, framed inside a vintage contractor badge that gives it an authentic, rugged appearance. The distressed workwear style makes the logo feel like an established service company uniform while hiding a hilarious sexual innuendo in plain sight.
The slogan Always Ready to Pump adds the perfect suggestive humor while maintaining the believable look of a professional pump service company. It blends realistic contractor branding with playful wordplay, making it a great conversation starter for anyone who appreciates adult humor and bold graphic designs.
The industrial badge layout and heavy-duty theme create a strong, masculine aesthetic that stands out whether worn casually, at work, or out with friends. It’s especially popular among mechanics, contractors, industrial workers, and anyone who enjoys clever sexual humor and realistic fake company logos.
This t-shirt makes a perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates edgy humor and authentic blue-collar style. The powerful pump hose graphic, confident worker illustration, and vintage badge design combine to create a memorable look that delivers personality, humor, and rugged appeal.
Graphic Tee Details
- Classic fit – relaxed and easy to wear for any occasion
- Built to last – double-needle stitching throughout for long-term wear
- Smooth neckline – seamless ribbed neck for added comfort
- Eco-conscious comfort – made with sustainably grown USA cotton
- Reinforced structure – taped shoulder-to-shoulder design keeps its shape
- Perfect for everyday – midweight 5.3 oz fabric feels just right
- Soft and durable – 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather Gray: 90/10, Safety Green: 50/50)
Size Guide
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |