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Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt

Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt

$14.99 USD
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Introducing our "Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit" T-Shirt – the perfect blend of humor and attitude for those who aren't afraid to speak their mind! With bold text that boldly states "Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit," this tee is sure to make a statement wherever you go.

Crafted with comfort in mind, this t-shirt is made from high-quality materials to ensure a soft and comfortable fit. Whether you're out running errands or just hanging out with friends, this shirt will keep you feeling cool and looking stylish.

Ideal for anyone who's tired of dealing with unnecessary drama or wants to make it clear where they stand, this tee is sure to bring a smile to your face and nods of agreement from those around you.

Available in a range of sizes to suit every body type, our "Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit" T-Shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Get yours today and let your clothing do the talking!

Size Guide

Graphic Tee Size Guide
This Graphic Tee has a Normal Fit
A B C
S 27.99 in 17.99 in 7.48 in
M 28.98 in 19.49 in 7.48 in
L 30 in 21.97 in 7.72 in
XL 30.98 in 23.98 in 7.72 in
2XL 31.97 in 25.98 in 8.74 in
3XL 32.48 in 27.48 in 8.74 in
4XL 34.49 in 28.98 in 8.74 in
5XL 35 in 30.98 in 8.74 in
6XL 37.48 in 32.99 in 8.74 in

Details

  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton
    • Heather Gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester
    • light Heather Gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester
    • Heather Black is 50% cotton/50% polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (medium-weight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Comes in a variety of colors and sizes from S to 5XL
  • Brand: Fruit of the Loom (HD Cotton) 3930
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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FAQs

What material is the Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt made from?

The Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt is crafted from 100% pre-shrunk cotton for a soft, breathable feel that’s perfect for everyday wear. Our Heather Gray, Light Heather Gray, and Heather Black options include a blend of cotton and polyester for added durability and a unique textured look.

  • Heather Gray: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
  • Light Heather Gray: 98% cotton / 2% polyester
  • Heather Black: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

Is the Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt true to size?

Yes! The Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt is designed to fit comfortably and stays true to size. Plus, since it's made from pre-shrunk cotton, you won’t have to worry about significant shrinkage after washing. For the best fit, check our size chart before ordering.

How does the fabric feel?

The Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt is made from a medium-weight, 5.0 oz fabric, giving it the perfect balance of softness and durability. It’s breathable enough to keep you cool, yet sturdy enough to last through repeated wear and washes.

Are the seams reinforced?

Yes! The t-shirt is designed for durability with double-stitched seams at the shoulders, sleeves, collar, and waist. This ensures long-lasting wear, even with frequent use.

How do I care for my graphic tee?

To keep your Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt looking great:

  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain fabric quality
  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents to protect the design

Should I wash my tee before wearing?

Yes, we recommend washing your Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt before wearing it for the first time. During the printing process, a special treatment and heat application are used to ensure the design remains vibrant and long-lasting. While this doesn’t leave any harmful residue, it may cause the fabric to feel slightly stiff at first. A quick wash will soften the material and make it even more comfortable to wear.

Where is the Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt made?

The Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt is imported, but processed and printed in the U.S.A. This ensures high-quality printing and craftsmanship with every order.

Is the print long-lasting?

Yes! The designs on the Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt are professionally printed using high-quality techniques to ensure vibrant colors and durability. With proper care, your design will remain crisp and bold for a long time.

Does the Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt come in different colors?

Absolutely! The Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt is available in a variety of colors, so you can choose the one that best matches your style.

Is this T-shirt good for casual wear?

Definitely! The Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt is crafted for both comfort and style, making it perfect for casual outings, social gatherings, or just lounging at home. The breathable fabric ensures you stay cool, while the quality stitching ensures long-lasting wear.

How long will it take to get my order?

Delivery times depend on your location. Orders placed today usually arrive within 5-8 business days. You'll get tracking details in your confirmation email and follow-up delivery updates. If you don’t see them, check your junk folder just in case.

Can I return my shirt?

We want you to love your Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullshit T-Shirt! If your t-shirt arrives damaged or misprinted, let us know, and we’ll make it right. Just contact us, and we’ll guide you through the next steps.

Can I get my t-shirt personalized?

Of course! We're happy to help personalize your new tee. Just contact us with your design request, and we'll work with you to bring it to life!

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