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Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt

Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt

Regular price $14.99 USD
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Show off your witty side with the "Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider" T-Shirt. Featuring bold text alongside a Dickens Cider bottle and a half-cut apple, this design serves up hilarious adult humor with a clever twist. Perfect for lighthearted laughs and starting cheeky conversations!

Made with soft, breathable fabric, this T-shirt is as comfortable as it is funny. Wear it to parties, casual outings, or anywhere you want to bring a dose of humor to the scene. A fantastic gag gift or wardrobe addition for those who love a good laugh.

Tags: funny adult humor T-shirt, Dickens Cider shirt, sexual innuendo apparel, sarcastic graphic tee, novelty joke shirt, apple cider joke clothing, humorous T-shirt design, witty gag gift, clever joke clothing, unique adult humor T-shirt.

Size Guide

Graphic Tee Size Guide
This Graphic Tee has a Normal Fit
A B C
S 27.99 in 17.99 in 7.48 in
M 28.98 in 19.49 in 7.48 in
L 30 in 21.97 in 7.72 in
XL 30.98 in 23.98 in 7.72 in
2XL 31.97 in 25.98 in 8.74 in
3XL 32.48 in 27.48 in 8.74 in
4XL 34.49 in 28.98 in 8.74 in
5XL 35 in 30.98 in 8.74 in
6XL 37.48 in 32.99 in 8.74 in

Details

  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton
    • Heather Gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester
    • light Heather Gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester
    • Heather Black is 50% cotton/50% polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (medium-weight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Comes in a variety of colors and sizes from S to 5XL
  • Brand: Fruit of the Loom (HD Cotton) 3930
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.

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FAQs

What material is the Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt made from?

The Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt is crafted from 100% pre-shrunk cotton for a soft, breathable feel that’s perfect for everyday wear. Our Heather Gray, Light Heather Gray, and Heather Black options include a blend of cotton and polyester for added durability and a unique textured look.

  • Heather Gray: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
  • Light Heather Gray: 98% cotton / 2% polyester
  • Heather Black: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

Is the Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt true to size?

Yes! The Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt is designed to fit comfortably and stays true to size. Plus, since it's made from pre-shrunk cotton, you won’t have to worry about significant shrinkage after washing. For the best fit, check our size chart before ordering.

How does the fabric feel?

The Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt is made from a medium-weight, 5.0 oz fabric, giving it the perfect balance of softness and durability. It’s breathable enough to keep you cool, yet sturdy enough to last through repeated wear and washes.

Are the seams reinforced?

Yes! The t-shirt is designed for durability with double-stitched seams at the shoulders, sleeves, collar, and waist. This ensures long-lasting wear, even with frequent use.

How do I care for my graphic tee?

To keep your Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt looking great:

  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain fabric quality
  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents to protect the design

Should I wash my tee before wearing?

Yes, we recommend washing your Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt before wearing it for the first time. During the printing process, a special treatment and heat application are used to ensure the design remains vibrant and long-lasting. While this doesn’t leave any harmful residue, it may cause the fabric to feel slightly stiff at first. A quick wash will soften the material and make it even more comfortable to wear.

Where is the Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt made?

The Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt is imported, but processed and printed in the U.S.A. This ensures high-quality printing and craftsmanship with every order.

Is the print long-lasting?

Yes! The designs on the Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt are professionally printed using high-quality techniques to ensure vibrant colors and durability. With proper care, your design will remain crisp and bold for a long time.

Does the Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt come in different colors?

Absolutely! The Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt is available in a variety of colors, so you can choose the one that best matches your style.

Is this T-shirt good for casual wear?

Definitely! The Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt is crafted for both comfort and style, making it perfect for casual outings, social gatherings, or just lounging at home. The breathable fabric ensures you stay cool, while the quality stitching ensures long-lasting wear.

How long will it take to get my order?

Delivery times depend on your location. Orders placed today usually arrive within 5-8 business days. You'll get tracking details in your confirmation email and follow-up delivery updates. If you don’t see them, check your junk folder just in case.

Can I return my shirt?

We want you to love your Nothing Satisfies Like A Dickens Cider T-Shirt! If your t-shirt arrives damaged or misprinted, let us know, and we’ll make it right. Just contact us, and we’ll guide you through the next steps.

Can I get my t-shirt personalized?

Of course! We're happy to help personalize your new tee. Just contact us with your design request, and we'll work with you to bring it to life!