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To Avoid Injury Do Not Tell Me How To Do My Job Apron
$28.88
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Take control of your kitchen or grill with this bold To Avoid Injury, Do Not Tell Me How To Do My Job adjustable apron. Whether you're cooking, grilling, or just trying not to snap at unsolicited advice, this apron sets the rules up front—no interruptions, no injuries, and definitely no micromanaging.
With strong, easy-to-read lettering, it’s perfect for backyard BBQs, food truck pros, or sarcastic home chefs who know exactly what they’re doing (or at least pretend to). Adjustable straps ensure a comfortable fit while you serve food and attitude in equal portions.
The message is clear: backseat grilling could be hazardous to your health.
Apron Details
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 3.2oz (lightweight)
- Over-the-head and around-the-waist adjustable drawstring
- 28” wide X 30” long with a split front pocket
- Spot cleaning is recommended