
Wooden Spoon Survivor T-Shirt
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Celebrate your resilience and sense of humor with the "Wooden Spoon Survivor" T-Shirt. Featuring the playful text "Wooden Spoon Survivor" alongside an image of a wooden spoon, this design is perfect for those who grew up with a mom who wielded the infamous wooden spoon. It's a fun nod to childhood memories and a badge of honor for having survived it!
Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this t-shirt ensures maximum comfort while you share a laugh about your upbringing. Whether you're hanging out with friends, attending a family gathering, or just lounging at home, this shirt is sure to be a conversation starter and a source of nostalgic humor.
The "Wooden Spoon Survivor" T-Shirt makes a fantastic gift for siblings, friends, or anyone who can relate to the shared experience of dodging mom's wooden spoon. Embrace your past with a smile and wear your survivor status proudly with this unique and humorous tee.
Details
- Classic fit – relaxed and easy to wear for any occasion
- Built to last – double-needle stitching throughout for long-term wear
- Smooth neckline – seamless ribbed neck for added comfort
- Eco-conscious comfort – made with sustainably grown USA cotton
- Reinforced structure – taped shoulder-to-shoulder design keeps its shape
- Perfect for everyday – midweight 5.3 oz fabric feels just right
- Soft and durable – 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather Gray: 90/10, Safety Green: 50/50)
T-Shirt Size Guide

Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
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S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |