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Make a bold statement and get a few laughs with the edgy and hilarious Never Killed a Mountain Lion, But I’ve Choked a Cougar Hoodie. This design keeps it clean with strong, eye-catching text while delivering a clever punch of adult humor and playful sexual innuendo that’s sure to turn heads.
The phrase plays on words in a way that’s funny, unexpected, and just the right amount of inappropriate. It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys humor that pushes boundaries without trying too hard. Whether you’re out with friends, at a party, or just keeping things casual, this hoodie is a guaranteed conversation starter.
Easy to pair with jeans or joggers, this hoodie brings together comfort and bold personality. If your style leans toward humor that’s sharp, cheeky, and a little wild, this is one design that belongs in your rotation.
- Soft combed-cotton exterior with a cozy fleece interior for all-day comfort
- Midweight warmth – fabric weight of 8.3 oz
- Stylish contrast details – colored drawstring and inner neck tape
- Kangaroo pocket with slit and inner loop for headphones
- Reinforced cuffs and waist for added durability
- Premium fabric blend – 80% cotton / 20% polyester (Heather Gray: 85/15 rayon, Heather Denim & Charcoal Gray: 60/40 blend)
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 in | 20.98 in | 23.98 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 21.97 in | 25.00 in |
| L | 29.49 in | 23.46 in | 25.47 in |
| XL | 30.47 in | 24.80 in | 26.5 in |
| 2XL | 30.98 in | 25.00 in | 27.48 in |
| 3XL | 31.22 in | 26.50 in | 27.52 in |
| 4XL | 31.97 in | 27.72 in | 27.99 in |
| 5XL | 32.76 in | 28.98 in | 28.23 in |
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