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Keep it cool, bold, and a little wild with the Never Killed a Mountain Lion, But I’ve Choked a Cougar Tank Top. This design is all about sharp humor and clever wordplay, delivering a punch of adult humor and playful sexual innuendo that’s guaranteed to get laughs and double takes.
With its clean, text-focused look, the message stands out loud and clear, making it perfect for those who like their humor a little edgy and unapologetic. Whether you’re hitting the beach, heading to a party, or just hanging out, this tank top brings the kind of energy that sparks conversations and keeps things fun.
Easy to wear and impossible to ignore, this tank top is made for those who enjoy pushing the line with humor that’s clever, confident, and always entertaining.
- 100% cotton comfort (heather colors feature soft cotton blends)
- Lightweight feel – 4.42 oz fabric, great for warm weather
- Reinforced seams – double-stitched collar and arm openings for durability
- Ethically made – fairly produced, certified, and triple audited
- Perfect for bold designs – optimized for vibrant, long-lasting prints
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28.98 in | 20.47 in |
| M | 30.00 in | 22.48 in |
| L | 30.47 in | 23.98 in |
| XL | 31.5 in | 25.75 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 27.99 in |
| 3XL | 33.98 in | 30.47 in |
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