Dad Tax (Making Sure It's Not Poison) Hoodie
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The Dad Tax (Making Sure It's Not Poison) Hoodie is a must-have for every dad who takes his duty of taste-testing seriously! Featuring bold text that says "Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison" alongside playful images of burgers, hot dogs, and fries, this hoodie brings a smile to anyone who knows the classic dad move. Perfect for dads who love to keep it comfy while showing off their sense of humor.
This hoodie is made for comfort, with a soft interior that keeps you warm during cooler days—whether you're grilling outside, enjoying a family outing, or lounging at home. It’s a fun and thoughtful gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any day you want to celebrate the unique (and hungry) role of a dad!
Details
This hoodie is a cozy midweight staple with a soft feel inside and out. Great for everyday wear, it's warm, comfy, and made to last — definitely a keeper.
- Durable & smooth – patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband – hold shape and keep warmth in
- Adjustable drawstring hood – customize your fit
- Kangaroo pocket – roomy and warm for your hands or essentials
- Comfortable fabric – 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Midweight warmth – 7.8 oz fleece, great for layering or solo wear
- Eco-friendly blend – made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
Hoodie Size Guide
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.5 in | 20.00 in | 23.98 in |
| M | 27.48 in | 21.97 in | 24.29 in |
| L | 28.46 in | 23.98 in | 24.37 in |
| XL | 29.49 in | 25.98 in | 24.76 in |
| 2XL | 30.00 in | 27.95 in | 25.00 in |
| 3XL | 30.51 in | 30.00 in | 25.91 in |
| 4XL | 30.98 in | 31.97 in | 25.98 in |
| 5XL | 31.97 in | 33.98 in | 26.5 in |