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Dad Tax (Making Sure It's Not Poison) T-Shirt
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The Dad Tax (Making Sure It's Not Poison) T-Shirt is a must-have for every dad who loves to claim a bite as his rightful tax. Featuring the text "Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison" along with playful images of burger meals, hot dogs, and fries, this shirt captures the humor of every dad’s classic move—taste-testing for safety!
Made from soft, breathable fabric, this T-shirt is perfect for casual wear, BBQs, family outings, or just relaxing at home. It’s a fun and relatable way to show off your fatherly instincts while making everyone laugh. Ideal as a gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion to celebrate dad’s funny quirks.
Details
- Classic fit – relaxed and easy to wear for any occasion
- Built to last – double-needle stitching throughout for long-term wear
- Smooth neckline – seamless ribbed neck for added comfort
- Eco-conscious comfort – made with sustainably grown USA cotton
- Reinforced structure – taped shoulder-to-shoulder design keeps its shape
- Perfect for everyday – midweight 5.3 oz fabric feels just right
- Soft and durable – 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather Gray: 90/10, Safety Green: 50/50)
T-Shirt Size Guide

This Classic Graphic Tee has a Normal Fit
Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |