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It looks like a wholesome vintage candle company hoodie—until you say the name out loud.
The Herb Earversmells Candle Co. Hoodie features a fake business design loaded with adult humor and double meaning. The artwork pairs Herb Earversmells Candle Co. with the slogan “Smell the Ocean Breeze…”, while a goofy beaver holds a burning candle featuring a fish on the label.
The retro fake-company style makes the joke even better because people may need a second look before they realize what they’re reading. It’s the perfect combination of innocent-looking artwork, sexual innuendo, and humor that gets funnier once the joke clicks.
Wear it for cool nights, casual weekends, parties, fishing trips, hanging out with friends, or anytime you want a hoodie that can start a conversation and get a few laughs.
It also makes a hilarious gift for friends, husbands, boyfriends, fishing buddies, coworkers, and anyone who enjoys adult humor, fake business logos, inappropriate jokes, and clever double meanings.
This hoodie is a cozy midweight staple with a soft feel inside and out. Great for everyday wear, it's warm, comfy, and made to last — definitely a keeper.
- Durable & smooth – patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband – hold shape and keep warmth in
- Adjustable drawstring hood – customize your fit
- Kangaroo pocket – roomy and warm for your hands or essentials
- Comfortable fabric – 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Midweight warmth – 7.8 oz fleece, great for layering or solo wear
- Eco-friendly blend – made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.5 in | 20.00 in | 23.98 in |
| M | 27.48 in | 21.97 in | 24.29 in |
| L | 28.46 in | 23.98 in | 24.37 in |
| XL | 29.49 in | 25.98 in | 24.76 in |
| 2XL | 30.00 in | 27.95 in | 25.00 in |
| 3XL | 30.51 in | 30.00 in | 25.91 in |
| 4XL | 30.98 in | 31.97 in | 25.98 in |
| 5XL | 31.97 in | 33.98 in | 26.5 in |
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