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Description
At first glance, it looks like a perfectly innocent vintage candle company shirt. Read the name again.
The Herb Earversmells Candle Co. T-Shirt features a fake business design built around the adult-humor name Herb Earversmells, paired with the slogan “Smell the Ocean Breeze…” A goofy beaver proudly holds a burning candle complete with a fish on the label, giving the whole design another layer of questionable humor.
Designed to look like a real retro company logo, this is the kind of shirt that gets a second look before the joke finally clicks. It’s weird, inappropriate, and just subtle enough to wear around people who may not immediately catch the double meaning.
Perfect for fans of adult humor, sexual innuendo, fake company shirts, inappropriate jokes, beaver humor, and funny graphic tees.
It also makes a hilarious gift for friends, husbands, boyfriends, coworkers, fishing buddies, or anyone who appreciates humor that sounds innocent until you say it out loud.
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes and stock are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 6.22 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 20.00 in | 6.50 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 6.97 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.24 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 7.48 in |
| 3XL | 32.99 in | 27.99 in | 7.72 in |
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