Classic T-Shirt layout
Description
A hose, a bee and a lion. Say it out loud: “hoes be lying.” The Hose Bee Lion T-Shirt turns that punchline into a visual wordplay design for fans of cheeky adult humor.
Wear it with jeans or shorts for a casual outfit, or pick it as a funny gift for someone who appreciates an irreverent joke. The graphic lets people figure out the punchline for themselves.
Choose from the available colors and sizes, and check the size guide before ordering. See the product details below for fabric and fit information.
Prefer another style? Browse the Hose Bee Lion clothing collection, or explore more adult humor T-shirts.
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare these with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |
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