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Hot coffee, long nights, and a sense of humor that probably shouldn't be explained at work.
The “I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women — Hot & Keeping Me Up All Night” Long Sleeve T-Shirt combines coffee obsession with adult humor and a playful sexual innuendo.
The design features a steaming cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans, heart-shaped steam, and bold retro-inspired lettering. The punchline gives this classic coffee joke an adult twist that's perfect for anyone who enjoys shirts that make people look twice.
The long sleeve style makes it a great choice for cooler mornings, coffee runs, casual weekends, outdoor events, or just hanging around with a fresh cup in hand.
It also makes a funny gift for husbands, boyfriends, friends, coworkers, coffee addicts, and anyone who likes their coffee hot and their humor inappropriate.
- Like a premium graphic tee – but with long sleeves for added style and coverage
- 100% cotton comfort (with soft blends for heather colors)
- Lightweight fabric – 4.42 oz for easy layering or solo wear
- Ethically made – fairly produced, certified, and triple-audited
- Built to last – double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar, and waist
- Print-ready – designed for bold, vibrant, and durable graphics
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 in | 17.99 in | 24.49 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 20.00 in | 25.47 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 26.5 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.46 in | 26.97 in |
| 2XL | 31.5 in | 25.00 in | 26.5 in |
| 3XL | 31.97 in | 27.48 in | 27.99 in |
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