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Description
Three simple pieces of hardware. One very inappropriate way to read them.
The “I Screw I Nut I Bolt” Long Sleeve T-Shirt uses a screw, nut, and bolt to turn an innocent hardware theme into a funny adult double meaning. The design keeps the joke simple and visual, making it the kind of shirt people may need to look at twice before it clicks.
With the letter “I” followed by illustrations of a screw, nut, and bolt, there’s no need to spell out the joke. If you know, you know.
Perfect for mechanics, construction workers, contractors, tradesmen, handymen, DIY enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates adult humor and sexual innuendo.
The long sleeve style is great for cooler weather, working in the garage, casual weekends, jobsite downtime, parties, or simply getting a few laughs wherever you go.
It also makes a funny gift for husbands, boyfriends, mechanics, tradesmen, coworkers, and that friend whose sense of humor never really grew up.
- Like a premium graphic tee – but with long sleeves for added style and coverage
- 100% cotton comfort (with soft blends for heather colors)
- Lightweight fabric – 4.42 oz for easy layering or solo wear
- Ethically made – fairly produced, certified, and triple-audited
- Built to last – double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar, and waist
- Print-ready – designed for bold, vibrant, and durable graphics
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 in | 17.99 in | 24.49 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 20.00 in | 25.47 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 26.5 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.46 in | 26.97 in |
| 2XL | 31.5 in | 25.00 in | 26.5 in |
| 3XL | 31.97 in | 27.48 in | 27.99 in |
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