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Let your sense of humor do the talking with the Sarcasm Because Beating The Crap Out Of People Is Illegal Hoodie! Featuring bold, cheeky text, this hoodie is perfect for anyone who enjoys a sharp wit and a little sass in their style. Whether you’re out and about or keeping it cozy at home, this hoodie delivers both comfort and laughs.
Crafted from soft, durable fabric, it offers a relaxed fit with a cozy front pocket and adjustable drawstring hood. Perfect for layering or wearing solo, this hoodie is a must-have for casual days with a sarcastic twist.
Ideal for yourself or as a gift, it’s great for those who aren’t afraid to say what everyone else is thinking—just with a little extra sarcasm.
This hoodie is a cozy midweight staple with a soft feel inside and out. Great for everyday wear, it's warm, comfy, and made to last — definitely a keeper.
- Durable & smooth – patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband – hold shape and keep warmth in
- Adjustable drawstring hood – customize your fit
- Kangaroo pocket – roomy and warm for your hands or essentials
- Comfortable fabric – 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Midweight warmth – 7.8 oz fleece, great for layering or solo wear
- Eco-friendly blend – made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.5 in | 20.00 in | 23.98 in |
| M | 27.48 in | 21.97 in | 24.29 in |
| L | 28.46 in | 23.98 in | 24.37 in |
| XL | 29.49 in | 25.98 in | 24.76 in |
| 2XL | 30.00 in | 27.95 in | 25.00 in |
| 3XL | 30.51 in | 30.00 in | 25.91 in |
| 4XL | 30.98 in | 31.97 in | 25.98 in |
| 5XL | 31.97 in | 33.98 in | 26.5 in |
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