Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt

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Add some humor and attitude to your wardrobe with the Sarcasm Because Beating The Crap Out Of People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt. Designed for those who embrace wit and sharp comebacks, this tee makes a bold statement wherever you go.

Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this contoured t-shirt flatters your shape while keeping you comfortable all day long. The playful text design is printed in vibrant detail, ensuring it stands out just as much as your personality. Perfect for casual outings, running errands, or just lounging in style.

Whether it's for yourself or as a gift for a fellow sarcasm queen, this shirt is the ultimate choice for showcasing your unapologetic humor. Pair it with jeans or leggings for a look that’s as effortless as it is entertaining.

Tags: sarcastic women's t-shirt, funny gift for women, humor apparel, witty women's top, bold statement shirt, comfortable contoured tee, snarky fashion, casual wear with attitude.

Women's Contoured T-Shirt Size Guide

Contoured and Side Seamed for a Feminine Fit - RUNS SMALL

	A	B	C
S	24.21 inch	17.48 inch	5.98 inch
M	25.47 inch	18.46 inch	6.5 inch
L	26.5 inch	19.49 inch	6.97 inch
XL	27.99 inch	20.98 inch	7.24 inch
2XL	28.98 inch	23.46 inch	7.48 inch
3XL	30 inch	25.47 inch	7.72 inch

Details

100% preshrunk cotton (heather gray is 90% cotton/10% polyester. Heather Pink, Purple, Coral & Black are 50% cotton/50% polyester)
Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (medium-weight)
High density fabric for exceptional print clarity
Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Durable and reliable
Available in a wide variety of colors and size from S to 3XL
Brand: Fruit of the Loom (HD Cotton)
Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) for Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt

What makes the Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt different from a regular T-shirt?

The Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt is designed with a contoured, side-seamed cut for a feminine fit. It runs smaller than standard T-shirts, so we recommend checking the size chart and considering sizing up for a looser fit.

What material is the Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt made from?

The Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt is made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, ensuring a soft, comfortable feel with minimal shrinkage after washing. Some heather colors include a cotton-polyester blend for added durability and texture:

Heather Gray: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Heather Pink, Purple, Coral & Black: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

How does the fabric feel?

The Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt is a medium-weight (5.0 oz) fabric, meaning it has a balance of softness and structure. It’s not ultra-light or overly thick—it sits right in the middle, making it soft enough for comfort but durable enough to hold its shape over time. Plus, the high-density fabric enhances print clarity, so your design stays vibrant wear after wear.

Is the Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt true to size?

This T-shirt runs small due to its contoured fit. If you prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size up. Be sure to check the size chart before purchasing!

Should I wash my tee before wearing it?

Yes! While the printing process uses a special heat treatment to lock in the design, it may leave the fabric feeling slightly stiff when brand new. A quick wash will soften the material and make it even more comfortable to wear.

Is the Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt durable?

Absolutely! This T-shirt is built to last with double-stitched seams at the shoulders, sleeves, collar, and waist, plus shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra reinforcement.

How do I care for my tee?

To keep your Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt looking great:

Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve fabric quality
Avoid bleach or harsh detergents to protect the design

Where is the Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt made?

The Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt is imported, but processed and printed in the U.S.A., ensuring high-quality craftsmanship with every order.

Will the design last after washing?

Yes! The high-density fabric enhances print clarity, and the design is professionally printed for long-lasting vibrancy. With proper care, your graphic will stay bold and crisp.

Is this T-shirt good for casual wear?

Definitely! The Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal Women's Contoured T-Shirt is designed for both comfort and style, making it perfect for casual outings, social events, or everyday wear. The contoured fit adds a flattering touch while keeping you comfortable all day long.

How long will it take to get my order?

Delivery times depend on your location. Orders placed today usually arrive within 5-8 business days. You'll get tracking details in your confirmation email and follow-up delivery updates. If you don’t see them, check your junk folder just in case.

Can I return my shirt?

We want you to love your new tee! If your t-shirt arrives damaged or misprinted, let us know, and we’ll make it right. Just contact us, and we’ll guide you through the next steps.

Can I get my t-shirt personalized?

Of course! We're happy to help personalize your new tee. Just contact us with your design request, and we'll work with you to bring it to life!

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