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A little boat humor for a very expensive hobby. This Boats Are Like Strippers Premium T-Shirt features a crisp white powerboat graphic and the punchline “They work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them!”—a knowing joke for captains and boat-owning friends.
The lightweight 4.42 oz fabric has a soft premium feel, with reinforced seams at the shoulders, sleeves, collar and hem. Solid shades are cotton; heather anthracite is a cotton-polyester blend. The front-only design stands out against the selected darker colors. Check the size guide to choose your fit.
Our Premium T-Shirt has a soft, comfortable feel and a regular fit that is easy to wear on its own or under a layer. Reinforced, double-stitched seams at the shoulders, sleeves, collar and hem give it a neatly finished, durable construction.
- Solid colors are cotton. Selected newer colors use organic cotton; heather shades contain cotton blended with polyester or viscose.
- Fabric weight and composition vary by color and stock batch during the supplier's inventory transition; check the garment label for the exact fiber content.
- Short sleeves and a classic crew neckline.
- Imported garment, printed in the USA.
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