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A boating joke that does not mince words. This Boats Are Like Strippers Women’s T-Shirt pairs a white powerboat graphic with “They work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them!”—a playful nod to a hobby with an ongoing tab.
The 5.0 oz tee has a contoured, side-seamed fit and double-stitched seams at the shoulders, sleeves, collar and hem. It runs small, so use the size guide before ordering. Cotton fabric is used across the range, with cotton-polyester blends in selected colors, including Black, Purple and Coral. The graphic is printed on the front only.
- Contoured side seams for a shaped fit; this style runs small.
- Midweight 5.0 oz fabric with double-stitched seams at the shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist.
- Solid shades: 100% preshrunk cotton. Heather Gray: 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Heather Pink, Purple, Coral and Black: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Compare the size guide with a favorite shirt before ordering. Follow the garment care label.
This contoured, side-seamed style runs small. Measurements are in inches; compare with a shirt laid flat. Available sizes are shown in the selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 24.21 in | 16.50 in | 6.22 in |
| M | 24.49 in | 18.98 in | 6.73 in |
| L | 25.47 in | 20.24 in | 6.97 in |
| XL | 25.98 in | 21.97 in | 6.97 in |
| 2XL | 26.97 in | 22.99 in | 7.24 in |
| 3XL | 27.99 in | 23.98 in | 7.48 in |
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