Classic T-Shirt layout
Description
The boat is fun. The bills are part of the joke. This Boats Are Like Strippers T-Shirt puts a white powerboat above the line “They work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them!” for a bold bit of adult boating humor.
The classic-fit tee uses 4.7 oz cotton jersey in the selected solid colors, with a seamless ribbed neck, taped shoulders and double-needle stitching. The front-only print leaves the back and sleeves plain. Choose a contrasting color and consult the size guide for everyday comfort on or off the water.
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes and stock are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 6.22 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 20.00 in | 6.50 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 6.97 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.24 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 7.48 in |
| 3XL | 32.99 in | 27.99 in | 7.72 in |
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