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Description
Retirement looks good—and feels even better.
This funny graphic hoodie features the bold text:
Retired (re tired) adjective. I do what I want when I want. See also: Not My Problem Anymore.
It's the ultimate mood for anyone who’s officially off the clock and happily unavailable for nonsense.
Perfect for lazy mornings, laid-back days, or that first flight to somewhere warm while everyone else is working. This hoodie makes a great gift for new retirees or anyone who proudly lives by their own rules.
Because retirement isn’t just a phase—it’s a whole vibe.
This hoodie is a cozy midweight staple with a soft feel inside and out. Great for everyday wear, it's warm, comfy, and made to last — definitely a keeper.
- Durable & smooth – patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband – hold shape and keep warmth in
- Adjustable drawstring hood – customize your fit
- Kangaroo pocket – roomy and warm for your hands or essentials
- Comfortable fabric – 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Midweight warmth – 7.8 oz fleece, great for layering or solo wear
- Eco-friendly blend – made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.5 in | 20.00 in | 23.98 in |
| M | 27.48 in | 21.97 in | 24.29 in |
| L | 28.46 in | 23.98 in | 24.37 in |
| XL | 29.49 in | 25.98 in | 24.76 in |
| 2XL | 30.00 in | 27.95 in | 25.00 in |
| 3XL | 30.51 in | 30.00 in | 25.91 in |
| 4XL | 30.98 in | 31.97 in | 25.98 in |
| 5XL | 31.97 in | 33.98 in | 26.5 in |
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