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Description
Freedom never looked so good.
This women’s t-shirt proudly features the witty design:
Retired (re tired) adjective. I do what I want when I want. See also: Not My Problem Anymore.
It’s the perfect tee for any woman who’s traded meetings and deadlines for peace, naps, and doing things on her own terms.
The bold, dictionary-style text delivers instant laughs and shows the world you’ve entered the no-stress zone. Great for everyday wear, traveling, brunch with friends, or just lounging at home in style.
Because being retired means you make the rules now.
- Contoured side seams for a shaped fit; this style runs small.
- Midweight 5.0 oz fabric with double-stitched seams at the shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist.
- Solid shades: 100% preshrunk cotton. Heather Gray: 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Heather Pink, Purple, Coral and Black: 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Compare the size guide with a favorite shirt before ordering. Follow the garment care label.
This contoured, side-seamed style runs small. Measurements are in inches; compare with a shirt laid flat. Available sizes are shown in the selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 24.21 in | 16.50 in | 6.22 in |
| M | 24.49 in | 18.98 in | 6.73 in |
| L | 25.47 in | 20.24 in | 6.97 in |
| XL | 25.98 in | 21.97 in | 6.97 in |
| 2XL | 26.97 in | 22.99 in | 7.24 in |
| 3XL | 27.99 in | 23.98 in | 7.48 in |
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