Description
Retired and loving every second of it.
This comfy sweatshirt features the hilarious definition-style design:
Retired (re tired) adjective. I do what I want when I want. See also: Not My Problem Anymore.
It’s the perfect mix of humor and truth for anyone who’s left the 9-to-5 behind and stepped into full-time freedom.
Soft, casual, and great for relaxing at home or making a statement out and about, this sweatshirt is ideal for retirees who’ve earned their right to live on their terms. It also makes a fun and thoughtful retirement gift for that friend or coworker who’s officially off duty.
No alarms. No deadlines. Just vibes.
Sweatshirt Details
- Soft and sturdy – 50% preshrunk cotton / 50% polyester blend
- Midweight warmth – 7.75 oz fabric for cozy layering
- Pill-resistant finish – air jet yarn keeps it looking new
- Comfort stretch – 1x1 Lycra® spandex ribbed collar, cuffs, and waist
- Made to last – double-needle stitching throughout
- Brand: Gildan Crewneck Heavy Blend – trusted for comfort and durability
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Size Guide
This Retired (I Do What I Want When I Want) Sweatshirt has a Normal Fit (Men's Sizing)
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 25.98 in | 20.00 in | 22.52 in |
| M | 27.01 in | 21.97 in | 22.99 in |
| L | 27.99 in | 24.02 in | 23.27 in |
| XL | 28.98 in | 25.98 in | 23.50 in |
| 2XL | 30.00 in | 27.99 in | 24.02 in |
| 3XL | 30.98 in | 28.54 in | 26.5 in |
| 4XL | 31.97 in | 31.97 in | 27.56 in |
| 5XL | 33.98 in | 33.98 in | 28.58 in |












