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A bargain nobody asked for, printed where everyone can read it. The Selling D*ck premium T-shirt pairs stacked white lettering with the punchline “$20 an Inch — Buy All 3 for $50.” It is an easygoing tee with an unapologetically adult sense of humor.
Lightweight fabric and a soft feel make this a comfortable choice for casual outfits. Reinforced, double-stitched seams finish the collar, sleeves and hem. Solid colors are cotton; heather shades contain fiber blends. Check the size guide to choose your fit.
Our Premium T-Shirt has a soft, comfortable feel and a regular fit that is easy to wear on its own or under a layer. Reinforced, double-stitched seams at the shoulders, sleeves, collar and hem give it a neatly finished, durable construction.
- Solid colors are cotton. Selected newer colors use organic cotton; heather shades contain cotton blended with polyester or viscose.
- Fabric weight and composition vary by color and stock batch during the supplier's inventory transition; check the garment label for the exact fiber content.
- Short sleeves and a classic crew neckline.
- Imported garment, printed in the USA.
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