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Put an outrageous bargain on your everyday tee. This women’s T-shirt features the bold white “Selling D*ck — $20 an Inch, Buy All 3 for $50” design, made for adults who enjoy a blunt joke and a casual outfit.
The contoured, side-seamed shape gives this crew-neck tee a fitted look. It uses 5 oz preshrunk cotton in solid colors; heather shades contain blends. This style runs small, so check the size guide before ordering. Wear it with jeans and let the lettering deliver the punchline.
- Eco-friendly comfort – made with sustainably grown USA cotton
- Flattering feminine fit – mid-scoop neck and tapered Missy cut enhance your shape
- All-day comfort – cap sleeves and side-seamed design feel great against the skin
- Made to last – double-needle stitching holds up through wash after wash
- Perfect weight – midweight 5.3 oz fabric works year-round
- Soft and breathable – 100% USA cotton (Heather shades: soft cotton-poly blend)
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 24.21 in | 17.48 in | 5.98 in |
| M | 25.47 in | 18.46 in | 6.5 in |
| L | 26.5 in | 19.49 in | 6.97 in |
| XL | 27.99 in | 20.98 in | 7.24 in |
| 2XL | 28.98 in | 23.46 in | 7.48 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 25.47 in | 7.72 in |
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