Classic T-Shirt layout
Description
Some jokes refuse to be subtle. This classic T-shirt prints “Selling D*ck — $20 an Inch, Buy All 3 for $50” in stacked white lettering, turning an everyday outfit into an adult-humor conversation starter.
A classic fit, short sleeves and a crew neckline make it easy to wear with jeans or shorts. The selected solid colors use 100% cotton with a lightweight 4.7 oz feel. Choose a contrasting shade to keep the full punchline legible, and use the size guide to find your fit.
- Double-needle stitching throughout.
- Seamless ribbed neckline.
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for added structure.
Choose from the colors and sizes shown above. Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own before ordering.
Care: Follow the care label on your garment.
Measurements are in inches. Compare these with a T-shirt laid flat. Available sizes are shown in the size selector.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |
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