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Bold and full of edgy humor, the I’m Not Haitian But I’ll Eat Your Kitty Hoodie takes a playful twist on an urban rumor. Featuring a surprised kitty peeking out alongside the cheeky text, this hoodie taps into adult humor inspired by the rumors of Haitian immigrants in Ohio eating pets. Whether you're looking for a laugh or enjoy provocative humor, this comfy hoodie is a great way to stand out while staying warm. Perfect for anyone with a daring sense of style and a love for dark satire.
This hoodie is a cozy midweight staple with a soft feel inside and out. Great for everyday wear, it's warm, comfy, and made to last — definitely a keeper.
- Durable & smooth – patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband – hold shape and keep warmth in
- Adjustable drawstring hood – customize your fit
- Kangaroo pocket – roomy and warm for your hands or essentials
- Comfortable fabric – 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Midweight warmth – 7.8 oz fleece, great for layering or solo wear
- Eco-friendly blend – made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.5 in | 20.00 in | 23.98 in |
| M | 27.48 in | 21.97 in | 24.29 in |
| L | 28.46 in | 23.98 in | 24.37 in |
| XL | 29.49 in | 25.98 in | 24.76 in |
| 2XL | 30.00 in | 27.95 in | 25.00 in |
| 3XL | 30.51 in | 30.00 in | 25.91 in |
| 4XL | 30.98 in | 31.97 in | 25.98 in |
| 5XL | 31.97 in | 33.98 in | 26.5 in |
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