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Get ready to turn heads with the I’m Not Haitian But I’ll Eat Your Kitty Men’s Premium Tank Top. Featuring a cheeky design with a surprised kitty peeking out, this tank top plays on the satirical rumor of Haitian immigrants eating pets in Ohio. With bold text and a humorous twist, it’s perfect for those who appreciate edgy, adult humor. Whether you're hitting the gym or hanging out, this tank top keeps things light and funny while making a daring statement.
- 100% cotton comfort (heather colors feature soft cotton blends)
- Lightweight feel – 4.42 oz fabric, great for warm weather
- Reinforced seams – double-stitched collar and arm openings for durability
- Ethically made – fairly produced, certified, and triple audited
- Perfect for bold designs – optimized for vibrant, long-lasting prints
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28.98 in | 20.47 in |
| M | 30.00 in | 22.48 in |
| L | 30.47 in | 23.98 in |
| XL | 31.5 in | 25.75 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 27.99 in |
| 3XL | 33.98 in | 30.47 in |
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