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I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt
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Show off your edgy sense of humor with this I’m Not Haitian But I’ll Eat Your Kitty T-shirt! Featuring a playful peeking kitty with a surprised expression, this design taps into the wild adult humor inspired by the rumors of Haitian immigrants eating pets in Ohio. Whether you're going for a laugh or making a bold statement, this tee delivers a cheeky, provocative punch. Perfect for casual wear or to spark conversations, it’s the go-to shirt for those who love dark humor and aren't afraid to push the boundaries.
Details
- Classic fit – relaxed and easy to wear for any occasion
- Built to last – double-needle stitching throughout for long-term wear
- Smooth neckline – seamless ribbed neck for added comfort
- Eco-conscious comfort – made with sustainably grown USA cotton
- Reinforced structure – taped shoulder-to-shoulder design keeps its shape
- Perfect for everyday – midweight 5.3 oz fabric feels just right
- Soft and durable – 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather Gray: 90/10, Safety Green: 50/50)
T-Shirt Size Guide
This Classic Graphic Tee has a Normal Fit
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Sleeve (C) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
| M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
| L | 30.00 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
| XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
| 3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
| 4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |