I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt
I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt
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Description
Show off your sense of humor with the I’m Not Haitian But I’ll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt. Featuring a playful kitty peeking out with a surprised expression, this shirt pairs bold text with a satirical nod to the rumor of Haitian immigrants in Ohio eating pets. Perfect for those who enjoy dark, provocative humor, this shirt makes a statement with its mix of adult humor and satire. Comfortable and eye-catching, it’s a great conversation starter for anyone with a daring sense of humor.
Size Guide

This Graphic Tee has a Normal Fit
A | B | C | |
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S | 27.99 in | 17.99 in | 7.48 in |
M | 28.98 in | 19.49 in | 7.48 in |
L | 30 in | 21.97 in | 7.72 in |
XL | 30.98 in | 23.98 in | 7.72 in |
2XL | 31.97 in | 25.98 in | 8.74 in |
3XL | 32.48 in | 27.48 in | 8.74 in |
4XL | 34.49 in | 28.98 in | 8.74 in |
5XL | 35 in | 30.98 in | 8.74 in |
6XL | 37.48 in | 32.99 in | 8.74 in |
Details
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton
- Heather Gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester
- light Heather Gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester
- Heather Black is 50% cotton/50% polyester
- Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (medium-weight)
- Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
- Comes in a variety of colors and sizes from S to 5XL
- Brand: Fruit of the Loom (HD Cotton) 3930
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
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FAQs
What material is the I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt made from?
The I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt is crafted from 100% pre-shrunk cotton for a soft, breathable feel that’s perfect for everyday wear. Our Heather Gray, Light Heather Gray, and Heather Black options include a blend of cotton and polyester for added durability and a unique textured look.
- Heather Gray: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Light Heather Gray: 98% cotton / 2% polyester
- Heather Black: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Is the I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt true to size?
Yes! The I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt is designed to fit comfortably and stays true to size. Plus, since it's made from pre-shrunk cotton, you won’t have to worry about significant shrinkage after washing. For the best fit, check our size chart before ordering.
How does the fabric feel?
The I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt is made from a medium-weight, 5.0 oz fabric, giving it the perfect balance of softness and durability. It’s breathable enough to keep you cool, yet sturdy enough to last through repeated wear and washes.
Are the seams reinforced?
Yes! The t-shirt is designed for durability with double-stitched seams at the shoulders, sleeves, collar, and waist. This ensures long-lasting wear, even with frequent use.
How do I care for my graphic tee?
To keep your I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt looking great:
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain fabric quality
- Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents to protect the design
Should I wash my tee before wearing?
Yes, we recommend washing your I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt before wearing it for the first time. During the printing process, a special treatment and heat application are used to ensure the design remains vibrant and long-lasting. While this doesn’t leave any harmful residue, it may cause the fabric to feel slightly stiff at first. A quick wash will soften the material and make it even more comfortable to wear.
Where is the I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt made?
The I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt is imported, but processed and printed in the U.S.A. This ensures high-quality printing and craftsmanship with every order.
Is the print long-lasting?
Yes! The designs on the I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt are professionally printed using high-quality techniques to ensure vibrant colors and durability. With proper care, your design will remain crisp and bold for a long time.
Does the I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt come in different colors?
Absolutely! The I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt is available in a variety of colors, so you can choose the one that best matches your style.
Is this T-shirt good for casual wear?
Definitely! The I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt is crafted for both comfort and style, making it perfect for casual outings, social gatherings, or just lounging at home. The breathable fabric ensures you stay cool, while the quality stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
How long will it take to get my order?
Delivery times depend on your location. Orders placed today usually arrive within 5-8 business days. You'll get tracking details in your confirmation email and follow-up delivery updates. If you don’t see them, check your junk folder just in case.
Can I return my shirt?
We want you to love your I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty T-Shirt! If your t-shirt arrives damaged or misprinted, let us know, and we’ll make it right. Just contact us, and we’ll guide you through the next steps.
Can I get my t-shirt personalized?
Of course! We're happy to help personalize your new tee. Just contact us with your design request, and we'll work with you to bring it to life!