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This I’m Not Haitian But I’ll Eat Your Kitty Men’s Premium Tank Top delivers the perfect mix of humor and boldness. Featuring a surprised kitty peeking out from the design, it’s inspired by the wild rumors of Haitian immigrants eating pets in Ohio, making it a hilarious conversation starter. The playful adult humor and quirky design make this tank top ideal for those who love to make a statement while keeping it fun. Perfect for casual wear, gym days, or any laid-back outing.
- 100% cotton comfort (heather colors feature soft cotton blends)
- Lightweight feel – 4.42 oz fabric, great for warm weather
- Reinforced seams – double-stitched collar and arm openings for durability
- Ethically made – fairly produced, certified, and triple audited
- Perfect for bold designs – optimized for vibrant, long-lasting prints
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| Size | Length (A) | Width (B) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28.98 in | 20.47 in |
| M | 30.00 in | 22.48 in |
| L | 30.47 in | 23.98 in |
| XL | 31.5 in | 25.75 in |
| 2XL | 31.97 in | 27.99 in |
| 3XL | 33.98 in | 30.47 in |
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